Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
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Black Friday
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Today, after many, many years of desperate bodily insecurity and therapy, I woke up next to the man of my dreams, who told me the sex was wonderful. Apparently, gin plays wonders with my memory. I don't remember a thing. And that was my first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, I realized I've never had sex with someone who was sober at the time. FML
Today, my rarely-romantic boyfriend finally said "I love you". Too bad he was drunk, and was talking to my vagina. FML
Today, I had had sex while sober for the first time in years. It was really awkward, bumpy, and I kept on apologizing for being so terrible. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
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Miss_Whipped 43
I want to stay positive, but my fear is that you were doomed from the start, OP. If he was only able to have sex with you while you were drunk, that speaks wonders about the both of you. Either way, I truly wish you the best of luck and hope that you are able to pursue a relationship with this guy.
rufus147 12
You just have to get back up on that horse ^^
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ayyy_bro 26
Why would you get that drunk anyways...?
rufus147 12
You just have to get back up on that horse ^^
Lalala579121 28
Or back up on the guy (while not drunk this time).
Enderman1323 8
That was the joke
andrmac 25
And ride hard!
caroline43872 24
Try talking to him sober?
acmariner99 25
Just how do you get THAT drunk? And no, I don't want to find out for myself.
sweetpotato301 7
By consuming a large amount of alcohol. It affects people in different ways.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Look at OP's name and it's fairly obvious.
roryabester 8
he raped you op
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
No. You have nowhere near the information needed to make that kind of determination. Alcohol can cause memory loss without the person needing to be blackout drunk. I know people who have been singing and dancing with me, found their own way home and then tell me the next morning that they have no recollection of what happened from several hours earlier in the night onwards. Anyone in that state was definitely capable of giving consent. That is not the same as getting drunk, passing out and then having someone do something to you. Anyone who claims memory loss = rape is the kind of poisonous ******* who gets innocent people sent to jail.
brenton490 19
People are so super sensitive anymore it's sickening. You have no infor.ation to coralte that answer. Nor do you know if or how intoxicated the guy was. So stop trying to ruin another innocent person's life to help your sick ego.
TheHcwalker 20
You should only have sex after you're married, it's best not to get drunk either
AverageAvarice 23
Seriously, sex is only for after marriage? I got the order all wrong, damn. Some one ask superman to fly back in time and save my precious virginity. I'm already drowning my sorrow in wine.
GhostFox 34
I... Really hope he was just as drunk, if only because it makes this marginally less worrisome. But even if he was, it lights up some warning signals about the kind of relationship the two of you might have, even if this doesn't wreck it. I'd try to get some answers about the night, OP. From multiple people if possible, including the guy.
Andrewx8 12
No. Don't make this into a rape excuse, we all know that's not what happened. Even if the guy wasnt drunk, the woman gave consent, whether she was drunk or not, They are adults and adults make choises that can have consequences. As for the relation ship thing you metioned, she sayed that she was the one who wanted this, and its a long term relationship as well, not a 1 night stand.
GeeThatSucks 9
She was too drunk to give consent. Don't be ignorant of consent.
RichardPencil 32
You should assume that the sex was fantastic! Of course, you know what they say happens when you assume...
Kirari13 3
At least it wasn't sex with a guy you never met before AND don't remember. That's a plus, right?
Brandi_Faith 34
How is this not a ydi? You chose to get drunk, and drunk way beyond your limit. I don't have a whole lot of sympathy for people that get so plastered that they don't know what they're doing anymore, and wake up not remembering what they've done. That's so dangerous to be that intoxicated; both medically (you could've passed out, choked on your own vomit etc.) and also physically because you have no idea what you're doing (could've gotten behind the wheel of a car) or what anyone else could be doing to you (sexually assaulted or anything else). I suggest you drink more responsibly in the future, or stop all together if you don't know your limit. There's a reason people say to drink responsibly and know your limit. For your sake I hope this was the first time anything like this has ever happened and you didn't know what your limit was, that way you can ensure it won't happen again and you won't be in danger or a danger to others. Just be glad that consensual (at least we hope it was) sex with someone you love is all that happened, because it could've been so much worse.
andrmac 25
May have been oh I like him and then drank for the nerves and then tried to keep up after and clearly that didn't end well.