Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML
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OP here I'll clear a few things. First off, no I'm not that dude who got a comment from his girl's grandfather. Although that would be great, it's not me. Second...as for our inability to do it...well I didn't have a clear view. and I couldn't get a good grip on the ball because I fingerbanged her prior, so my hand was...well you get it her hands were lubed up, so same problem. I couldn't see them well enough to unhook them, and she couldn't do a damn thing with them either. It took about 5 minutes before we decided to call anyone. My brother and dad weren't in the house, and obviously if I called a friend, my mom would have to show them in I got the tongue ring for my 18th birthday (2 weeks ago), so obviously moving out isn't going to be an instant thing. Oh and my mom's a nurse, so she just looked at us both staring at her awkwardly, laughed, and undid it. We haven't spoke about it since. Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. What's really funny is those of you idiots who don't understand the exhilaration of a piercing.
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jesseheath 0
why in the godamn would you call your mom in? unscrew the tongue ring. dumbass.
worb 0
oh my god, a hood piercing o_o
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Comments (289)
715141 0
why do people get those kind of piercings? imo, cold metal isn't sexy. at all.
breathemein 10
# 6 nothing is impossible :D hahaha thats funny.. feel bad for your mom though.. =/
bmwi 0
Why couldn't the girlfriend have fixed it herself? All she has to do is sit up. I don't see why she wouldn't be able to but mom could. Possibly fake
mistystarlight 0
WOW. thats really gross. men w tough peircing and woman w her downstairs peirced....ew.
rawchelllll 0
WOW that had to hurt her if you pulled it or anything. Ow. But haha thats really funny, I think it would be obvious to just unscrew your tounge piercing, but hindsight is 20/20, eh? I wonder what your mom did. That had to SUCK. HAHA but not literally.
platypusrex256 2
funny
Prisoner_24601 0
That's one of the funniest things that i've ever heard. thanks.
ponychick405 0
what is a hood percing?
Ashleeduhh 0
I am not so sure i believe this. its hard to imagine a guy having his mother seperate his gross tongue from a even grosser ****** ring.. Doubtful.
Ashleeduhh 0
I am not so sure i believe this. its hard to imagine a guy having his mother seperate his gross tongue from a even grosser ****** ring.. Doubtful.