And that's why you're both idiots. (and your girlfriend's a ****.)

Um...hood piercing? OUCH??????????? OUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH??????????????? Is she crazy? OUCH!!!!!!!!!

Uhmm, I dont know if its just me, but it seems like everyone on here is assuming this a boy girl relationship. Ever consider it being to lesbians? Because lesbians have the clit and tongue done a lot...just saying.

so either this is very fake or there should be another fml: Today, I heard my son calling me. He sounded in a bad way so I hurried to his room. I discovered that he'd got his tongue piercing stuck in her hood piercing. He wanted tme to unstick them. FML Dude, don't call your mum. Call your friend, sister, brother or your dog for god's sake, not your mom. If you can't unscrew your piercing, dont't go down her her. Urban legend: Piercings get stuck...

Maybe you should have called someone other than your mom, maybe, I don't know, ANYBODY BUT YOUR MOM.

It would a huuge FYL but its not real

OP here I'll clear a few things. First off, no I'm not that dude who got a comment from his girl's grandfather. Although that would be great, it's not me. Second...as for our inability to do it...well I didn't have a clear view. and I couldn't get a good grip on the ball because I fingerbanged her prior, so my hand was...well you get it her hands were lubed up, so same problem. I couldn't see them well enough to unhook them, and she couldn't do a damn thing with them either. It took about 5 minutes before we decided to call anyone. My brother and dad weren't in the house, and obviously if I called a friend, my mom would have to show them in I got the tongue ring for my 18th birthday (2 weeks ago), so obviously moving out isn't going to be an instant thing. Oh and my mom's a nurse, so she just looked at us both staring at her awkwardly, laughed, and undid it. We haven't spoke about it since. Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. What's really funny is those of you idiots who don't understand the exhilaration of a piercing.

this is so fake! this happend on Greys anatomy

I'm with the OP on this one, the rest of u guys r ****** retards XD

soooo fake. I just do NOT believe it...