Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
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Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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nrevogcmamme 17
Ouch! Sorry OP. Now you know how immature she is.
Jaded_Rose 17
Ouch
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Comments (107)
cranesky 1
You should use serious words to show your sincerity
Axel5238 29
I feel bad for you OP, but crush is is generally considered infatuation with out really knowing the person at all. We all have a a "crush" or whatever, generally one doesn't act on it because the feelings are strictly superficial. I had a girl "crushing" on me throughout college and it is uncomfortable when someone who barely knows you( usually is the case) won't leave well enough alone. That being said good for you for having the balls to tell her how you felt. Unfortunate phrasing, but I can appreciate the sentiment.
katejones 8
Next time try " I like you and I would like to take you out on a date". Maybe not with this girl though, unless you want to give her another chance. (because "I have a crush on you" does sound a little immature. And to me it's more vague - like it's just a crush and you're fine either way). Depends on if she was just amused by the expression or an asshole about it.
tristengallery 1
Ouch that's mean?!! That's how my boyfriend & I started dating, after saying we had a crush on one & another things went from there & 7 months later I couldn't be happier!! That girl is just a jerk
allliseee 8
and the crush is over..
thatisfuckedup 6
Oh please, it's not going to traumatise the poor little girl if he just straight up says it.
Sarairwin49 22
props on having the courage to tell her..but sorry she reacted like she's the 12 year old
siggy_mcsigx 22
That is so nightmarish. Sorry, dude!
nguyenerrr 8
On a scale of one to ten, you are.
chrisstachon 30
play off it say "depends would you Like to go out to dinner with a twelve year old?"