Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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nrevogcmamme 17
Ouch! Sorry OP. Now you know how immature she is.
Jaded_Rose 17
Ouch
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Comments (107)
notsofriendly 17
What's wrong with saying "I have a crush"? Everyone gets them regardless of age. I have more respect for a guy who cops to it than one who pretends to not feel it. Regardless, sounds like OP dodged a bullet.
hunt3009 16
Ouch, nothing worse than a girl who not only rejects you, but laughs or is nasty about it...
pyjamasoup 12
Some girls are just rude She should appreciate you had the courage to confess
madriver10 4
you should have said "yes, on a scale of 1 to 10"
gigabyte898 7
To quote Robby Ayala,"When I like a girl, I don't call her a crush. I'm a grown man! I CALL HER A FINE ASS BITCH"
liaRawr 9
What did you go up to her and go I have a crush on you?
awilliams44 9
It's better then u being all like "I am so madly in love with you!" Now that's just clingy
nolanj21 6
I did that same thing. She thought I was gay.
Zebediabolical 43
Clearly your only option now is to hook up with her mother so you can make her call you daddy!
KR12T3N 15
Crushes can be lifelong #ListenToYourHeart