Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
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Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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nrevogcmamme 17
Ouch! Sorry OP. Now you know how immature she is.
Jaded_Rose 17
Ouch
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Comments (107)
olpally 32
"Hahahaha. You're a bitch." That would be my response. She sounds like the 12 year old here.
Nyx_fml 23
Oh, damn. I knew I had forgotten something in my comment. Something about being an angry FML commenter.
lolwhatthehellz 15
At least you know now that she was never worth your feelings, anyway. Sorry OP.
ohnowhyme123 15
looks like it's time to move on
uarudeassbitchyo 17
And that's why a crush is named a crush ...
Enslaved 36
"That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else." ~Sixteen Candles
aliciavanham 13
I think that it's so cool you told her! And it's so not cool how she reacted.
sunnyray812 42
Rude bitch. She'll get nowhere with love.
martin8337 35
YDI if the word crush was actually used.
TheBrochure 22
What if he said, "I love you so much I could crush you with a bear hug."
G_bear24 9
Sounds like she is a bitch....
Ksweety_fml 27
What a bitch.
avertree 8
Sorry OP, thats terrible she was that mean. I guess it's a sign. Whats sad is I did that recently for the sake of getting rejected and my friend wasn't able to reject me (or go out with me, she kinda avoided me until I took it back) so it goes both ways. Out of curiosity to other commenters, who is Booda_Shun?