Today, I finally got my cast taken off my leg after a long month of crutches. I was so excited, until four dead spiders fell out. FML
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Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML
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Top comments
yabrett 0
id probably just reply with "thats ****** gross" but..when i was 4 i broke my leg in soccer and had a cast on, i remember putting a handful of ants down there and letting them crawl around cause it tickled...my parents had to take me to get it off and get a new one
mcbeth 0
oh that's gross dude.
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Comments (168)
carmel 0
i hope you didn't have an open cut for them to lay eggs innnn......... EWWW!!! THAT'S GROSS! hehehehe anyway though. that's pretty hilarious. has anyone thought about how hilarious that is?
AmarilloFML 0
That's not a FML. That. Is. Awesome!
karissaaa 0
LMAO
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
*shudder*
AB_fml 0
aaw ewwwww. I woulda freaked out!
redtoviolet3 0
EWWWW. also, there are so many spider FMLs
not_ur_mexican 0
#36 ! LMFAO !! and EWWWW. that is SO ******* GROSS, DUDE !! D:
crystalc0la 0
omg that is so freaky.....now i never wanna get a cast :( yea...at least they didn't get babies and start a colony in there. and LOL @ #2....wtf man wtf....
mmkbitch 0
omg ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!
Raceta 5
poor you! That's so upsetting! icky icky! If I ever get a cast before I go to sleep I am going to cover up all the entrances with cling film! lmao