Today, I finally got my cast taken off my leg after a long month of crutches. I was so excited, until four dead spiders fell out. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
yabrett 0
id probably just reply with "thats ****** gross" but..when i was 4 i broke my leg in soccer and had a cast on, i remember putting a handful of ants down there and letting them crawl around cause it tickled...my parents had to take me to get it off and get a new one
mcbeth 0
oh that's gross dude.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (168)
AvinG 0
Oh noez! A spider! There are people on this site that have lost family members, been cheated on, or injured and you're complaining about a spider? Grow up.
brandnewkey 14
correction...four spiders.
vampiregal16rulz 5
I had a full body cast when I was 18 months old, I had hundreds of maggots crawling around in mine...
Bl0ndi3 6
That is disgusting
aarrox16 0
AHHHH!!!! spiders scare the shit out of me....if that happened to me i probably wouldve passed out....YUCK!!!
bree_91 0
You must be living with a bit of spider infestation. maybe get your house cleaned... coz thats not normal
ShayLove8 0
DUDE !!! man that sucks balls eh lol... when I slept over at my friends the other day i woke up and saw a insect leg hanging out of my mouth. FML I know exactly how you feel maybe a little worse...
TheJudged 3
on average a human will consume 4 spiders in one year
Jester7 0
ha!
ashtin85 0
i had a Cast on my leg for 2 1/2 months and there were no bugs in mine! Sounds like you need an exterminator :3
Karma_FTW 0
ooh that's bad. I had a cast on for 3 months, and when it was taken off there was alot of sand, and a dead fly
SettoFail 9
I would freak out; I have aracnidphobia though.