Love: Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that...

By e.middlechild - 13/06/2009 12:15 - United States

Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML

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You deserved it 3 714

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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You deserved it 2 640

By hoppgrasser - 12/11/2016 15:17 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 554

You deserved it 901

The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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You deserved it 1 953

By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97 168

You deserved it 34 555

By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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You deserved it 4 245

By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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You deserved it 359

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 666

You deserved it 6 956

By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 278

You deserved it 11 856

By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 728

Commited

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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You deserved it 150

weinerdog 2

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:21

She left you stranded there?! If she did she's an ass, and you're better off without her.

dacho 7

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

I'm not sure if this FML is about losing a potential GF or losing a ride home :D

Comments

carrie84 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:06

Aww that makes me sad :( sorry dude.

iBleed 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:10

well, you shoulda asked her out before. i mean, you waited a year? im the worst with asking girls out but i still do it within like, a month. not to be mean, but grow a set!! :)

Kyothine 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:10

"They then proceeded to" oh YOU'RE cool.

Jimbo2000 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:12

She is a bitxh and you are lucky to see that now and not later. And what the hell is wrong with proceeded

rihannalover 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:15

#14, #33... :) i agree. they didn't proceed to have a conversation, they just did it. why do all these "proceed" FMLs KEEP GETTING POSTED!?!? #30... you're a bigger dumbass for assuming that was posted by a male.

rihannalover 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:17

Jaxro 6

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:20

So you ended up waiting until their conversation was finished?

TheGasMaskGuy 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:28

FYL for not owning some wheels.

c35ari0n 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:34

ok that stinks.! sorry about that.! and next time u r the only ride home.. just in case

rallets 22

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:34

godfucking damn..dont start this "proceeded" shit again it stopped for awhile. and if youre gonna do it, at least spell it right, you idiot YDI for saying proceeded