Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
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weinerdog 2
She left you stranded there?! If she did she's an ass, and you're better off without her.
dacho 7
I'm not sure if this FML is about losing a potential GF or losing a ride home :D
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Comments (127)
WildBill1337 0
wow, i can totally relate dude! same shit happened to me, and ITS BULLSHIT!!!! worst part was in my situation, the ex happens to be the biggest douchebag EVER. hopefully the ex isnt a total asshole about it and doesnt rub it in your face.......god i hate the ****** that did that........
mrstinkz 0
thats suckss asssss
e11e 0
People need to stop using the word "proceeded" in their FML's. It's way overused. Just be creative and write something different!
mehwhateverr 0
Who cares about the word 'proceeded'? It's a word. It was used correctly, even if it was spelled wrong. "then proceeded' makes sense and then and proceeded are NOT the same word. proceed = to go on to do something /=/ then. also, fyl, OP.
btuwo 0
YDI for asking out a girl who has just brok up with a guy! u gotta wait alittle while, cuz people tend to get back together... althugh for the most part only temporary
thuryn 2
proceeded proceeded proceeded proceeded proceeded
9six7four4 0
I'm sorry but I think YDI for making the girl drive when YOU asked her out and this was probably the first date. Unless you're too young to get your license or some situation like that.
SluttyMcNugget 0
Today, I finally proceeded to proceed to get enough courage to proceed to ask this girl I've proceeded to like for a year. While we proceeded to be at lunch, she then proceeded to run into her ex she had just proceeded to break up with. They then proceeded to proceed to have a long conversation about their relationship, and proceeded to end up proceeding to get back together. She was my ride to proceed home. I am proceeding to write FML. PROCEED IS A ******* ANNOYING WORD!!
xOblivion 0
Well maybe you should have waited until she had completely forgotten about her ex, since you said they had broken up not so long ago
Topguy 0
That's sucks! Akward