Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
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Top comments
weinerdog 2
She left you stranded there?! If she did she's an ass, and you're better off without her.
dacho 7
I'm not sure if this FML is about losing a potential GF or losing a ride home :D
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Comments (127)
heyYOUSUCK30 0
man **** that trick you're better off without her.
vega481 0
#10 is right always take your car
Dante167 0
Congratulations! You're the 100,000 OP to use the whole "I was going to ask out a girl but she got back with her ex" FML! You may PROCEED to collect your prize...
aquarius6 0
Sad I'm so sorry
Zezzy_fml 0
if she was your ride and she left with him...take his car?
Insomniatic 0
definately FML, unlucky
vicv666 0
unless you are stucked out there, then you find your way home and yor life isnt f***
IAmBridgette 0
Lol #14 is my hero.
undonewings1 0
learn how to drive
forcechoke 0
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.