Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
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Top comments
weinerdog 2
She left you stranded there?! If she did she's an ass, and you're better off without her.
dacho 7
I'm not sure if this FML is about losing a potential GF or losing a ride home :D
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Comments (127)
jerseystreetking 0
Listen to Joy Division, all of you.
shakenbake93 0
You're better off without that bitch.
chucktlr 0
@4 Both!
Naheelawhatwhat 0
YDI for saying proceeded and then right next to each other. Use one or the other son!!!!!!! Just use then because 'proceeded' is very unnecessary and annoying.
DonovanE 0
Forget about her, there's better girls to be found
sauce_boss 0
What a hooker :/
maggy_fml 0
proceeded x[ will they ever learn? anyway, yeah that stinks
um_duh 0
You had a whole year to tell her & you didn't, so no sympathy for you
Atropos_fml 0
I don't understand how the girl is a bitch. He never said that he had gone through with asking her out, so how would she know? She still had feelings for her ex, figured she was just at lunch with a friend, got back together with her ex, and figured there was nothing wrong with driving all together. I wish everyone would shut up about the word 'proceeded'. It's just a word. Let the posters use it.
luckyducky123 0
That sucks. Except Im kinda confused. Did you leave with them or did she leave you stranded? And #14 makes a point. Then and proceeded are basically the same thing, so its like your saying then then or proceeded proceeded. I don't know why some of you feel the need to sound smart. Just write correctly thats all we ask for. Stop using huge ass words.