Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
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Top comments
weinerdog 2
She left you stranded there?! If she did she's an ass, and you're better off without her.
dacho 7
I'm not sure if this FML is about losing a potential GF or losing a ride home :D
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Comments (127)
littlemisslee 0
If this is real, then you dodged a HUGE bullet!
ruse_fml 0
This girl has NO manners. At all.
pyro261 0
You should have made your move faster, you pussy! She must have put you in her friends zone and didn't even think that's the reason you took her out..
wbrycem 0
WHAT A DICK Just because she has one doesn't mean she has to be one.
lifeofpain 0
oh...this is my wakeup call...gotta ask out this girl ive liked for 3 months before she proceeds to bump into her ex lol...
Silver_Lion 0
chicks like her give th rest of us a bad name ... *****. don't worry man, you're obviously better off
MoobyTheCow 2
YDI because she'd have stayed with you if you didn't use words like "proceeded."
dg72592_fml 0
wow that is realllyyyy out of line on her part, damn
nuclear 0
I just wanted to point out that people complain about "proceeded" because almost every single time it isn't used right. Like in this FML.
jSOPURE 3
You dumped her. ;)