Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
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weinerdog 2
She left you stranded there?! If she did she's an ass, and you're better off without her.
dacho 7
I'm not sure if this FML is about losing a potential GF or losing a ride home :D
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Comments (127)
vrabeled 0
U gotta fight for her man. Don't just stand there and let them chat move in there and let her know u want her too. Man up pussyboy!
dz_zb 0
#20, really? Proceeded and then are not by any means the same word. Learn to speak English. #70, right, because it was so classy of him to ask her on a date and expect her to provide his transportation? That pretty much forces her to believe that it wasn't a date from the beginning. OP: You're an idiot. Don't ask ladies out until you're prepared to treat them properly. Just because you finally worked up the balls to ask her out, and she accepted, doesn't by any means ensure her life long devotion to you. It doesn't even ensure her devotion to you for the next few hours. Circumstances change and she has every right to change her mind about you, especially after having to chauffeur you around.
xFenix81x 0
Well i agree. You certainly dont have any type of right to her, but she could at least give you a ride home. And #104, you are a dolt. K thanks. Bye.
ZWolfeh 0
#104 wtf is wrong with you? You seriously have some issues. YOUR the idiot my friend. How the hell did the OP not treat her properly? The girl is the one who was not treating him properly getting back together with her ex while he was right there. She is a bitch for getting back with her ex when she was on a DATE with another guy. It seems to me that she was just using the OP. That's freaking shallow. And then he had to sit in her car while all she thought about was her ex? That's messed up. Anyway, FYL.
steezie00 0
Haha! Too funny. Sucks for you though
KitteySniper 0
=[ Terrible. Sounds like a complete twat to me. They'll probably break back up anyways. Then you can laugh at BOTH of them =)
omgitsafly 0
YDI for asking a girl out on a date yet making her provide transportation. And if she left you stranded, YDI for not having the balls to tell the dude to back the **** off or ask her to still give you the ride.
genius_man16 1
YDI for waiting a whole goddamn year. Grow some ******* balls and do it sooner. UNLESS she was with her ex that whole time and you were making your move then, in which case FYL and you are way better without her.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#106: Sorry had to do it; it's YOU'RE not YOUR. You cannot call someone else stupid while having obvious grammatical mistakes yourself. Now, #104 is going to come back and point this out also. Although I do agree with them. OP: Did you make it known that this was a date? Does she percieve you as a friend, or otherwise. Do you even know her, or was it lust? Answer these questions before you get angry/angrier at the girl you were on a 'date' with.
bakersdozen 0
sadly i've had it happen too