Today, I finally got cleared after my knee surgery and wanted to go salsa dancing with a girl I liked. So we went and I thought I would show off a little bit and try to dip her and kiss her. Turns out my knee isn't strong enough and now she won't talk to me after dropping her on the floor. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I injured my knee at a Zumba class, a class I joined to lose weight so my knees wouldn't hurt so much. Now I can't even go for a leisurely walk. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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Top comments
fatfaceunited 0
forget the bitch. If she won't talk to you because you dropped her less than 2 feet, that's her prblem and not yours
qwerty3 0
Forget her, she doesn't sound like she has a sence of humour anyways, man if some guy dropped me while dancing I wouldn't be able to get up I'd be laughing so hard hope ur knee gets better :)
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Comments (75)
BillieJ 0
Wow, tell that bitch to get a sense of humor.
ammali 0
Alright #32, you racist piece of crap... when did he say he was white anyway?
FoundManyLemons 0
You just had knee surgery. "Cleared" is not the same as "declared to be just as functional as you were prior to knee surgery." YD that one, now start on a light exercise routine.
happygirl_fml 0
yea seriously she needs to lighten up.
Fic09 0
dude i kno how u feel i went to my senior homecoming only 3 weeks after acl surgery and could barely dance now i can but it gives out every once in a while just get ur strenght up and ull be good
shmaller 0
Ehh, if you JUST had knee surgery, should you really have gone in the first place? Save that shit for when you're at your best.
Hadeezz 0
Not a rly good idea To do a SALSA Dance With Your GF After having a knee surgery. You could of waited till you recover from the surgery. Like if i were you i'd go to a cafe or have a lil walk, BUT NOT DANCING..Just YDI Sorry man But What do You Expect?
melishusss 0
forreal she's a bitch.
nikkireese 0
getting dropped accidentally during a dip is no big deal. it wud hav been different if OP dropped her maliciously during a swing dance move.
your_face 15
OP - yeah, probably should have waited a while to build up your strength before trying that. Sounds like you got a little overconfident. @lym777 (#10/28) - lighten up. Some people like to dance just for fun, or because they're attracted to their partner. I know when I'm dancing with my boyfriend, I love when he unexpectedly goes into a dip-and-kiss. I showed him how to do that move because it's fun and spontaneous. OP didn't just grab a random girl on the dance floor as his partner - he asked a girl he likes, and the fact that she said yes shows she probably likes - or liked - him, too. Would you really ruin the spontaneity by making your partner ask permission before trying to show affection on the dance floor? If so, here's a tip: it's a lot easier to dance without a stick up your butt.