Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6
I think #10 is going to be getting some nasty stuff in her inbox soon.
Green12324 0
Oh dang, that sucks.
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Comments (119)
AlfonzoRex 0
Ah, I bet she'd feel like a bitch though if she knew it was you.
tdawgheath 0
#28 I just clicked on your profile. Some people really do look like that...it's not funny.
kgsaywha 0
hahahaha omg i wanna see
were_giraffe 2
can you really call it "seeing" someone when you only know each other over the computer?
Amystika 0
people posting emails on 4chan are win xD
Magus_fml 0
And this is the main reason why girls never talk to me. Like really? You care that much about how a guy looks rather than how they are?
rityz 0
ouchhhhh
CPTobvious_fml 0
time to get off the computer, put down the cheetos and hit the gym there buddy. Some other suggestions: 1) cut the mullet 2) burn the '80s ripped jeans / denim jacket with "KISS" or whatever on it 3) lose the mustache... it only looks cool on firemen and Navy SEALS
xox_sandy_xox 0
i definately agree wit number 9
jaanejonas 0
Omg, I was moderating new FMLs and found this - Today, I exchanged pictures with a man I've been online dating for a while. When I received his, I responded, "That's not funny. Some people actually look like that." It turns out it was his real picture...FML ;D;D;D