Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML
Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML
Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML
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YDIlover 0
Why didn't you tie it up? If it was a new pet, you don't know how it's going to react. YDI for not making sure it was secure!
4percent 0
dont have kids, please you cant even take care of a dog...
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Comments (270)
turdburgers 0
#93 : "1. Pure breds cost a lot!! From breeders, they range from 600 to 2000.... so stop talking about how it was "over priced"" Sure, it might be average for a pure bred, but that in no way means it's not ridiculously overpriced.
S_G_w_k 0
WOW. Someone's dumb
whoaalexgoalex 0
Well that's karama for BUYING a dog. Next time you should adopt one. For every animals bought from a breeder kills a shelter animal's chances.
walkemskies 0
lol YDI for buying a 1400 golden retriever and not taking care of it as someone said, dont have kids please.
Atropos_fml 0
Jeez, shut up about the poster not getting their dog at the shelter.
EffedUp 0
You're an idiot. First, why would you pay $1400 for a dog? Especially a Golden Retriever you can get those for like $300. And secondly, why would you leave it outside by itself when you first got it? You don't even deserve a dog, moron.
Icalasari 0
Was the dog a girl? If so, then what a bitch for running off like that :P
Newo_fml 0
Well..that wasn't very smart, now, was it?
Newo_fml 0
Also, 142, you are also a dumbass.
annacs 0
I don't think YDI it for buying a pure-breed. I think YDI it for leaving it outside for a couple of hours For housetraining leave it locked up inside. stupid