Animals: Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By dontfencemein - 22/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By doggone - 14/07/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML

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By anbrown6 - 12/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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By Haze - 24/11/2015 03:25 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML

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By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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Making do

By green2black - 19/05/2010 07:09 - United States

Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML

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YDIlover 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:02

Why didn't you tie it up? If it was a new pet, you don't know how it's going to react. YDI for not making sure it was secure!

4percent 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:10

dont have kids, please you cant even take care of a dog...

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turdburgers 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:26

#93 : "1. Pure breds cost a lot!! From breeders, they range from 600 to 2000.... so stop talking about how it was "over priced"" Sure, it might be average for a pure bred, but that in no way means it's not ridiculously overpriced.

S_G_w_k 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:50

WOW. Someone's dumb

whoaalexgoalex 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:56

Well that's karama for BUYING a dog. Next time you should adopt one. For every animals bought from a breeder kills a shelter animal's chances.

walkemskies 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:58

lol YDI for buying a 1400 golden retriever and not taking care of it as someone said, dont have kids please.

Atropos_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:09

Jeez, shut up about the poster not getting their dog at the shelter.

EffedUp 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:11

You're an idiot. First, why would you pay $1400 for a dog? Especially a Golden Retriever you can get those for like $300. And secondly, why would you leave it outside by itself when you first got it? You don't even deserve a dog, moron.

Icalasari 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:26

Was the dog a girl? If so, then what a bitch for running off like that :P

Newo_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:31

Well..that wasn't very smart, now, was it?

Newo_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:33

Also, 142, you are also a dumbass.

annacs 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:36

I don't think YDI it for buying a pure-breed. I think YDI it for leaving it outside for a couple of hours For housetraining leave it locked up inside. stupid