Money: Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding...

By supertango500 - 11/03/2013 18:56 - United States

Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 12:00

Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 19:20 - Ireland - Galway

Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By Goodie - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I found out my ex bought a digital camera, an iPod, and a large flat-screen TV, all purchased with the alimony I'm paying him. FML

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By gonebabygone - 27/08/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By crushed - 14/09/2013 17:04 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML

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Stinkerbelle 15

Monday 11 March 2013 23:51

Dumbass.

alwayswinning123 7

Monday 11 March 2013 23:53

Looks like you owe someone a huge apology

Comments

a_frogg 9

Tuesday 12 March 2013 2:05

Assuming makes an ass out of u and me.

btracy619 23

Tuesday 12 March 2013 2:09

You ought to call him and appologize. Whether or not he forgives you is up to him.

dr_snow_bear 29

Tuesday 12 March 2013 2:22

Lucky guy. Next time try not to wallow in your own filth so much.

yahiko_fml 6

Tuesday 12 March 2013 2:41

YDI OP. How does regret feel?

kishorekumar_a 10

Tuesday 12 March 2013 2:59

Moral: If your room is messy , your relationship's going to be messy too... Jokes aside, Breaking up because of silly suspicions like this is stupid on so many levels, it is not even funny. That should teach you not to jump to conclusions in future... YDI.

caysters 12

Tuesday 12 March 2013 3:09

Wow. Lamest thing to dumb a guy for. Ydi for being a dick.

Spottedfeather 7

Tuesday 12 March 2013 3:12

What kind of weirdo spends 135 dollars for a calculator ?

Link5794 18

Tuesday 12 March 2013 4:35

A high school sophomore.

squideth 18

Wednesday 13 March 2013 7:19

This may shock you, but some people study various fields of mathematics and require expensive technology for such things (like a $135 calculator). Willful ignorance annoys the hell out of me.

Vanillanougat 14

Tuesday 12 March 2013 3:32

If you were willing to dump him because of a freaking calculator, then he probably wasn't that important to you anyway. EDIT: Either that, or you're just dumb.

pkom96 5

Tuesday 12 March 2013 3:49

He's lucky not to be with you anymore.

Objections 5

Tuesday 12 March 2013 4:13

It seems to me you didn't love him enough that breaking up with him over a missing calculator would make you miserable. I feel more sorry for your boyfriend then you.