Geek: Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook...

By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 19:35 - United States

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:56 - India - Chennai

Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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By mynameisnotstupid - 18/03/2016 15:05 - Germany - Munich

Today, while working in a customer service call center, a customer berated me for using a fake name. He said my name is "too stupid" to be real and that no sane person would ever use it. It was my real name. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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By to_complicated_4_u - 04/05/2015 16:28 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I got screamed at to the point of tears by a Starbucks employee for "giving an obviously fake name" to confuse one of the employees. I told her my real name. My name is Ian. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By ftt - 06/12/2016 15:22

Today, Facebook notified me a "friend" had tagged me in one of his photos. It was a group photo of 20, but my face was the only one that was intentionally blocked out with an emoji because I "didn't belong in the group." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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Wizardroxx 3

Thursday 2 December 2010 0:04

Did you accept?

starile 19

Thursday 2 December 2010 0:06

Maybe you parents shouldn't have made your middle name Captain Penisface. :c sucks to be you..

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wsox1333 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 4:50

I'm callin fake. who's with me?

ohcanaduh 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:08

boo hoo.

Nadinek98 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:15

u must have a sad middle name.

Nadinek98 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:17

Ur last name must be unbelievAble

shammyyy 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:17

I would love to have that middle name....

100killerdolls 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:19

OMG something like that happened to me on myspace last year

x3herox3 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:24

Some1 iknow his middle name is legit batman. I even asked his parents and knowing them well, they're serious about everything.

TheDamnDrifter 1

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:45

I made one called Gyros GreekGuy but i 4got the password ;'(

gingermaria10 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:46

You don't have to get permission to change your name on Facebook...

Daler92 5

Thursday 2 December 2010 14:41

No, but the automatic system denies certain names (:

heygirlhey7 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 6:42

fake

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