Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML
Today, my momma ran into her opp and fists started flying. She grabbed the nearest thing near her and started swinging. That thing was my precious little boy, and now we're at the emergency room, telling him he fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
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Top comments
MissMyriah 0
obviously it's a bigger deal if a baby falls down the stairs.
Reyo 2
Depending on how old you are, you need to just get up and walk it off. Unless you got a sprain or a break, which I'm guessing you didn't since you would've mentioned it in the FML, it's more important that you get the hell up walk away from it.
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Comments (94)
spartan1549 0
ok 17 the leafs suck even with kessel. was it the bruins game?
extremeorgasm12 0
who watches hockey?
lonelymatchmaker 0
Alot of people! I do!
spaceshan69 0
you're probably quite old enough to not be coddled when you fall down considering you're writing on the Internet. grow up you useless lil shit
purpleisacolor 0
lol i love unnecessary violence
kissonthelips 0
im exited, just made my profile not boring
jonny2x4 0
Hockey Night in Canada is a pretty big deal up north. You do not interrupt HNIC just because you've fallen and can't get up. Hockey is Canada. Canada is hockey.
orangesodaftw 0
I agree with # 20, and I'd like to add that I fell backwards down a flight of stairs at age 11 and I got right back up without so much as a scratch.
luxornv 0
You deserve it for interrupting hockey.
omgitsnikkie 0
If your old enough to type you're old enough to pick yourself off the ground. whereas a one year old is not. :D
bigz1 0
if he was watching the blackhawks i would say he should be on here because u interruped them but im geussing it ws the blue jackets so ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/