Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML
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Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML
Today, my momma ran into her opp and fists started flying. She grabbed the nearest thing near her and started swinging. That thing was my precious little boy, and now we're at the emergency room, telling him he fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
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Top comments
MissMyriah 0
obviously it's a bigger deal if a baby falls down the stairs.
Reyo 2
Depending on how old you are, you need to just get up and walk it off. Unless you got a sprain or a break, which I'm guessing you didn't since you would've mentioned it in the FML, it's more important that you get the hell up walk away from it.
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Comments (94)
ohSNAPyall 27
Maybe your uncle should put up a baby gate to keep you and the baby safe, and immobile.
cooly1100 0
at least u didn't did
ohSNAPyall 27
But she did did.
HanaxD 0
Yeah, she did did.
rider12 0
as if
xCrackerx 3
Push his kid down the stairs.
im2good25 0
Woooooo hockey!!! Go leafs go!! Oh and Canada in the olympics!!
michelleJ11 25
Sorry buddy, the leafs are terrible. But there's always the Canucks.
meowx 0
maybe because your age indicates you can get up without serious injury a one year old on the other hand
tom9686 0
sucks to be you but still , stairs you can easily get back up its not like you broke anything from what you said as a great aussie once said "harden the f@#k up"
Rickymonkeypants 0
Ok let's put things in order Sports > Family who isn't younger then 7 (Give or take a year or two)
HanaxD 0
His kid is 1 and he lets him wander alone near the stairs?
Starfire22 5
yea, I was wondering the same thing.. a one year old should never be left alone upstairs. Even if the child is napping, at least one adult should be in the same floor as the child. They way this fml is worded, it sounds like the parent wasn't paying attention to where thier child was at.
perdix 31
He watches hockey to see people get bloodied and knocked unconscious. He thought you might have presented such entertainment, but you disappointed him. If you are going to be an attention *****, you are going to have to try harder than that.
smartalek 2
LAWL perdix