Miscellaneous: Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over...

By spanishgirl101 - 10/02/2010 02:52 - Canada

Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML

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By Oops - 04/07/2014 17:35 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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The name of that old man?

By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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It's not an age thing, it's an ice thing

By Old - 04/02/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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By Elizabeh - 08/11/2009 22:38 - Canada

Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML

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By Lily - 09/06/2012 23:43 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

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By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

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By edgyasfuck23 - 13/05/2016 17:09 - United States - Blairsville

Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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MissMyriah 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:19

obviously it's a bigger deal if a baby falls down the stairs.

Reyo 2

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:22

Depending on how old you are, you need to just get up and walk it off. Unless you got a sprain or a break, which I'm guessing you didn't since you would've mentioned it in the FML, it's more important that you get the hell up walk away from it.

Comments

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:38

Maybe your uncle should put up a baby gate to keep you and the baby safe, and immobile.

cooly1100 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:46

at least u didn't did

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:52

But she did did.

HanaxD 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 10:26

Yeah, she did did.

rider12 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:54

as if

xCrackerx 3

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:54

Push his kid down the stairs.

im2good25 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:57

Woooooo hockey!!! Go leafs go!! Oh and Canada in the olympics!!

michelleJ11 25

Monday 19 August 2013 8:03

Sorry buddy, the leafs are terrible. But there's always the Canucks.

meowx 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 10:02

maybe because your age indicates you can get up without serious injury a one year old on the other hand

tom9686 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 10:12

sucks to be you but still , stairs you can easily get back up its not like you broke anything from what you said as a great aussie once said "harden the f@#k up"

Rickymonkeypants 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 10:29

Ok let's put things in order Sports > Family who isn't younger then 7 (Give or take a year or two)

HanaxD 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 10:36

His kid is 1 and he lets him wander alone near the stairs?

Starfire22 5

Wednesday 10 February 2010 15:45

yea, I was wondering the same thing.. a one year old should never be left alone upstairs. Even if the child is napping, at least one adult should be in the same floor as the child. They way this fml is worded, it sounds like the parent wasn't paying attention to where thier child was at.

perdix 29

Wednesday 10 February 2010 10:40

He watches hockey to see people get bloodied and knocked unconscious. He thought you might have presented such entertainment, but you disappointed him. If you are going to be an attention *****, you are going to have to try harder than that.