Transportation: Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus:...

By titov - 10/01/2009 14:41 - France

Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML

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Trash

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

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You deserved it 2 669

Sticky situation

By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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You deserved it 11 284

By Ali - 07/07/2012 20:23 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 712

You deserved it 30 605

By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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You deserved it 32 201

By Cheech - 29/06/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML

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You deserved it 58 309

Foolish

By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 05:59

Today, I watched as a bin man picked up and threw into his truck the bag I foolishly left a few metres from a public bin before I got on the train. That bag contained every document that proves my identity for my new job, my driver's licence, birth certificate, passport, oh and my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 1 440

By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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You deserved it 16 270

By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

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You deserved it 5 387

By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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You deserved it 3 480

How? Why?

By bloody_hell - 15/01/2015 02:18 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

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You deserved it 5 238

scenellamas 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 22:47

I don't get it...

gs_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:58

did u throw ur cigarettes, mobile phone, and newspaper where the trash was supposed to go??

Comments

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:39

hahaha nice one!

hahakare 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:20

Hahahah!

leye 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:26

Get new stuff...+_+...simple as that...

PurpleLlamas 0

Friday 16 July 2010 5:30

4 she had a ******* phone you retard. read the fml thoroughly before commenting you fucktard

SCHDRK69 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 19:19

thats happened to me before, but I have actually put the trash in my car.. thats even funnier!

mariahrawks 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 5:21

no it's not cos people can't see that. :D

gs_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:58

did u throw ur cigarettes, mobile phone, and newspaper where the trash was supposed to go??

kathira120 3

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:47

Yeah, #6, I agree--I'm confused! hahaha

BlueJeans2626 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:02

I'm confused too :s

irockmonkeysocks 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:24

Dude, that sucks. Talk about "Down in the dumps".

GwarKitty 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 3:17

....no.

scenellamas 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 22:47

I don't get it...

mellajella 14

Thursday 12 February 2015 18:09

I think OP left his house with the trash can intending to empty it but instead got in his car and put the trash can in his lap and left with it.

mellajella 14

Thursday 12 February 2015 18:30

I mean bus

MissNat_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 23:39

oh god lmao

imcannedfruit 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 6:42

Ahahahahaha! That is so me.

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said, "You're a fucking idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML

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Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 117

You deserved it 39 911

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

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You deserved it 27 350

Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

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Today, I asked students to identify a woman that made a difference in history. I got several people answering Martin Luther King Jr. These are 9th graders. FML

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Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML

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