Today, I fell asleep in the doctor's waiting room. When I woke up, the room was empty, and there was a $1 bill tucked into my cleavage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML
Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing my face, and my boyfriend sneaking my credit card out of my purse. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, and I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. FML
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Top comments
PancakeSlap 26
I wish I could make money while I sleep.
DARKDAY07 16
They atleast couldve left a 5
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Comments (52)
QuaSiCos 10
Aah. No one is questioning the fact that someone obviously invaded her personal space and touched her without her consent??? Weird!!!
CommanderWoof 10
Actually, I came here to recommend the OP contact the office; someone might have seen the perp, or they may have cameras that could identify him. With the footage, the OP could press charges. Even if the OP didn't press charges, the doctor may still want to drop him as a client.
Driving_Gaming 22
I know, right? That's basically rape, because it was without consent and she was also asleep.
dDailydDosage 8
No it's not "basically" rape. I'm sure she would have woken up if someone tried to rape her. Whoever it was did violate her to some degree though. Rape is a whole other level.
vikky538 29
are you sure you are in a doctors office.. or in special clinic called "pleasure clinic"
brendejafulable 41
woohoo money for the snack machines. cha-ching!!$$
Cubobles 7
I bet you have size 32 D
KuzzBuzz3 15
a dollar more than you came in with....Holla!
davo_ib_local 14
Perfect timing. Sounds like you had a fun time, or everyone else did haha
oreoeater 21
#12 I'm pretty sure thats not true
abusedbf 0
Shouldn't you be happy ?? You can make money while you sleep :P On a serious note this post can't be true
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
This is either a serious issue or the best prank in existence.
vividpictures 17
I bet that dollar wasn't the only thing in your cleavage..