Today, I fell asleep in the doctor's waiting room. When I woke up, the room was empty, and there was a $1 bill tucked into my cleavage. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML
Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing my face, and my boyfriend sneaking my credit card out of my purse. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, and I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. FML
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Top comments
PancakeSlap 26
I wish I could make money while I sleep.
DARKDAY07 16
They atleast couldve left a 5
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Comments (52)
EvanGauger 8
lucky man
tony1891 22
who said a man put it there?
BFons 19
At least you got tipped!
cartedor 18
so did you miss your appointment? bet you are on youtube somewhere. :-P
Ali_Br_fml 33
I feel asleep while at the dentist on the chair waiting for him to see me. I looked at my phone and thought it was for 15 minutes...then I looked again and realized it was an hour and 15 minutes...and they still hadn't gotten to me yet, and I didn't even get a tip... To clarify, They were having equipment issues because ConEd was working on the building, so they were having power outages and had to wait for partial restoration of their electricity to get the tools working, so they were backed up.
lesley3r3 22
People like you irritate me let Op have their moment nobody wants to hear your story -angel smile-
worldclassrager 41
At least they paid?
Secret_Ninjaa 35
I guess you can take that as a compliment?
DogeMan 14
That's kind of funny so a male deer (buck) is considered a ****????
ulissey_fml 22
Don't worry about the money though, you looked so cute in your sleep that people left on tip toe.
Erery 16
I would have been happy with a dollar and laughed it off. A $20 would have been better ;(
twodotgirl 8
lucky