Ever Given

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 20:00 - United States - Elverson

Today, I had to poop, but as I sat down, it wouldn't come out. After about 10 minutes I realized I needed help. The only help I could get was my mother, who couldn't stop laughing at the sweat and faces I made. I still hurt. FML
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How do you get help pooping?

MeLandes 7

what help did she provide?

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How do you get help pooping?

MeLandes 7

what help did she provide?

Mini grappling hook.

I seriously don't want to know how your mom helped you. If its how I think its her FML Go get some laxatives and simply apple juice. Or any unfiltered apple juice You will be fine in no time

At this point, he probably needs a complete overhaul of his diet with lots of greens, prunes and coffee. I really can't imagine what f'd up diet OP can have to be in need of "help"...

You literally could have drank some prune juice.

bleachedraven 14

literally

bleachedraven 14

The fml is under the catagory of poopoo peeper 🤣

wait... so you called her to watch you poop ?

If it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck 😂 Dam lol

What exactly was your mom supposed to do to help? Weird!

Are you kidding me? Aren't you a bit old for such um...help??

Next time drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate. That will get you going in a half hour or less. Only thing faster is an enema.