Ever Given

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 20:00 - United States - Elverson

Today, I had to poop, but as I sat down, it wouldn't come out. After about 10 minutes I realized I needed help. The only help I could get was my mother, who couldn't stop laughing at the sweat and faces I made. I still hurt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 841
You deserved it 286

Same thing different taste

Top comments


MeLandes 7
Kristoffer 35

I seriously don't want to know how your mom helped you. If its how I think its her FML Go get some laxatives and simply apple juice. Or any unfiltered apple juice You will be fine in no time

At this point, he probably needs a complete overhaul of his diet with lots of greens, prunes and coffee. I really can't imagine what f'd up diet OP can have to be in need of "help"...

You literally could have drank some prune juice.

bleachedraven 14

The fml is under the catagory of poopoo peeper 🤣

pink unicorn 7

wait... so you called her to watch you poop ?

If it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck 😂 Dam lol

dougierocks 13

What exactly was your mom supposed to do to help? Weird!

Are you kidding me? Aren't you a bit old for such um...help??

Kristoffer 35

Next time drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate. That will get you going in a half hour or less. Only thing faster is an enema.