Intimacy: Today, a 32 year old man I had been dating for a few months,...

By x - 21/02/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, a 32 year old man I had been dating for a few months, finally took me to his place. To my surprise, this bachelor had a huge and very clean home! Also, to my surprise, I met the REAL homeowner. His grandmother, who came home early. We were having sex on her couch at the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 06:29 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over two years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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Squatters' rights

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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By nudesurprise - 16/04/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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By ilu.xo - 13/01/2010 06:11 - Canada

Today, I found out the guy I've been seeing for 3 months lives at home with his parents. He's 30. They live in a '50+ only' housing complex and he sneaks in the side door. FML

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Regressive

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 05:19 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 06:42 - France - Cateri

Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 07:18 - United States

Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 13:04 - Malta

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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genius_man16 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 10:13

lol, now the real question is how old YOU are, haha

kk_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:31

#4 I think the FML is that she is dating a 32 year old man who lives with his grandma

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genius_man16 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 10:13

lol, now the real question is how old YOU are, haha

Poepiepiesie 3

Saturday 18 September 2010 1:57

I think her feminazism keeps her away from normal guys.

mleeb 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 10:19

I agree with #1. It sounds like you're younger. Regardless, you sure do know how to pick 'em.

Seegtease 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 10:33

Not really a FML. It's not like you were caught and he wasn't supposed to be having sex. I mean he IS 32.

lokogirld 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:27

wouldn't it be embarassing though I mean he's 32 and he's having sex with someone in his grandmas house and the girl dosent know that or who the grandma is

JackynJared 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 4:25

The FML is that he's 32 and lives with his grandma.

Perry85 42

Monday 14 March 2016 7:55

The fact that he lives with his grandmother is honestly irrelevant. For all we know he lives there to help her, not because he can't live on his own. I would say the FML is 1. he lied saying he lived alone and 2. they were walked in on. Of age or not, it's still embarrassing.

whatev09 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 17:54

awh. D: I'm sorry! That's humiliating

DudeAbides 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 18:18

Seegtease, it is definitely a FML....the dude's Grandma saw them having sex

kk_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:31

#4 I think the FML is that she is dating a 32 year old man who lives with his grandma

AliSama 17

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:58

#13 in this economy, this is not so uncommon. Lots of grandkids take care of their grandparents. plus, the house is a commodity. he may be paying it off, or the taxes. You cant' assume he is a looser becuase of this. Why would you live in another home if you can take care of your loved one, and inherit a paid off morgate without having to kill yourself. This was the way life was in the usa before same with europe. Kids inherited parents home. etc.

red_apples 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 1:36

LOL@ 6 . I wonder what HER reaction was.

d00d_c0m3_0n 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 3:54

It counts as an FML if she plans on being serious with him, considering that's a pretty horrible first impression. Imagine they get married, she will never be able to live down the "first time she met grandma" Every Holiday dinner when people are drinking and start to go into those embarrassing family flashbacks, she's screwed.