Today, I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. FML
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Today, it was my daughter's 11th birthday party. One kid broke a vase, another lost a (baby) tooth, and two kids, including mine, tested positive for Covid. My kid parties harder than I ever have. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML
Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML
Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple of weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in coming. Two people replied. They said they can't make it. FML
Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year-old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML
Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I'd organized a small dinner with immediate family for my birthday. I’ve since received texts from every one of them, cancelling due to varying reasons. My parents excuse is the funniest - they went out last night for a coworker’s party, and don’t want to go out again tonight. For me. Their child. FML
Today, during my daughter's 8th birthday at a skating rink, a family showed up that didn't RSVP. The mother brought all 3 of her kids and left them at the party alone. She didn't feed them lunch and they followed me around the whole time asking for money. FML
Today, my 21 year-old daughter called crying because she was in pain due to a wisdom tooth. She was angry because she thinks I should have called the dentist for her. She can't get an appointment immediately, so now refuses to celebrate her birthday four weeks away. I told her that she's an adult now. Still my fault. FML
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Top comments
Lauren324 18
Is it you or your kid that's the problem?
Bluekaren16 19
Maybe your previous parties gave them all cavities.
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Comments (129)
emeraldisle 30
I don't think it's a coincidence they all came up with the same excuse not to go to your son's party.
ManInTheMachine 20
Didn't you hear? There's a mass cavity filler on the loose! Those people have obviously already fallen victim to this sick cruel miscarriage of dentistry. Hurry OP! make sure all of your doors are locked and your son isn't eating too many sweets! You may be next.
akiahara 14
Miscarriage of dentistry... that sounds terrifying.
HowieDoIt 21
Hide yo molars, hide yo incisors, cause they fillin' erebody!
d4m4s74 12
****** dentata. look it up
perdix 31
Maybe the local dentist is giving a big group discount to all the kids. Dental care is expensive -- you've got to find creative ways to save money. Also, what you'd be serving at the party wouldn't be doing their teeth much good anyways.
gc327072 31
Fill 1 get 1 filling free!!!!
ICastillo 25
By the sound of it, it's get one filling you get nine filled for free.
paintedchocolate 30
The dentist will be making a fortune.
vehementbitch 4
DAMN! Can you say "cahoots?!"
Pleonasm 36
Yea, way to make fun of people with Dysphonia, 24
therealslim 15
I feel really sorry for the kid. How're you gonna tell him? :(
vbmg152 19
My kid has to get a cavity filled that day too! Wow! What a coincidence!
hunny797 5
How did you know the date???
andyyroxx 20
42- ****, I accidentally thumbed up your comment.
LissaMccracken 23
#87, don't worry, I gave it a thumbs down for you.
techweed 12
It's a cavity epidemic!
hunny797 5
You can always invite me
Freethaawave 19
Cause OP would want to invite a grown man from the internet to his/her childs birthday party... Lol.
dontpanic_fml 32
Trying to remove all doubt that you're a creep? Great work if so
vivvajulianne 5
Hahahaha this comment made my day
LissaMccracken 23
Haha you wanna be invited to a kids birthday party? Alright then.
perdix 31
Isn't crank pretty popular in Missouri? I'm sure with all the Meth Mouth, dentists must be up to their elbows in futile procedures.