Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML
Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, I attended my girlfriend's mother's wake. When I walked up the three-step platform the casket was on, I tripped, fell over the edge of the casket, and head-butted her mother's corpse. The adhesive holding one of her eyes came undone. FML
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Tikal_fml 0
Oh my god, ha-ha, thank you! I hope you took pictures, because that would've been the ultimate "FAIL" picture of the internet :D
kitz 0
HAHAHAHA! Dude that made me laugh hard, thanks ^ ^
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Comments (57)
dearViena 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH gotta love what alcohol does to some ppl
cleveland408 0
Haha what a ' grave situation' hahaha
Punk_Chic 0
@17, he was drunk. thats when u can get a cute pair of slippers, btw. ;D
heyooo 0
Hahaha I could just imagine mini dead cat feet xD
savetherainfores_fml 0
I would have done the same thing she did if I found my dead cat's legs sicking out of the ground
albinorhino 0
Wow u failed
godhelpme92 0
Omg rofl
Holly_x 0
That's really funny lol, sorry about the cat though :) and sorry that I can't stop laughing now
MadeOfAwesome 1
Omg thats awful D: not funny at all... Your girlfriend must have been traumatized. Way to go, douchebag jerk >_>
Rach_star 0
lmao, this made me laugh as much as the post