Animals: Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat....

By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By kittydead - 29/01/2009 01:05 - Canada

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

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By SophieGray - 20/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

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By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By Mortified - 24/02/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I attended my girlfriend's mother's wake. When I walked up the three-step platform the casket was on, I tripped, fell over the edge of the casket, and head-butted her mother's corpse. The adhesive holding one of her eyes came undone. FML

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By onwardsandupwards - 21/01/2020 14:00

Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML

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Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:37

Oh my god, ha-ha, thank you! I hope you took pictures, because that would've been the ultimate "FAIL" picture of the internet :D

kitz 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 13:22

HAHAHAHA! Dude that made me laugh hard, thanks ^ ^

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iloveTheMiz 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 16:39

First! :D

mlbm 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:59

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i cried and choked on air , it really killed me to read the comments too

xHereGoesNothin 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 4:19

Lmao that made me burst out laughing xD dumbass :3

vreaulamata 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 9:29

Thats the way it's done! at least the cat haz a funneh

GleeLover514 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 7:39

Oh my god... I nearly wet myself laughing after reading this.

MyLifeIsRubbish 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 0:32

I have only two things to say. Firstly: CRINGE! Secondly: I'm sure when I'm legal this is the type of thing I'd do when razzled!

chkintexas 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:38

That is nuts! Best one I've read today! p.s. what's up with the fags who sit around online, on a site like this and start correcting grammar????? Go somewhere useful with that shit. No one is here claiming to be a genius and half the shit people write is abbreviated