Anonymous
France
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Mandoune
Finland
Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML
catherineratley
Carmi, United States
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Anonymous
Keys, how do they work?
Today, I had to call a locksmith because I got locked out of my apartment. It cost a total of $350 to break in and repair the lock. Not even 3 hours later, I dropped my only key in the sewer. FML
ShittyKeys
United States
Gross
Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Marcus
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Anonymous
Winsted, United States
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Lea
United States
Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML
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Tygastyle 0
my boyfriend does that and i think he's an idiot. thats the point of a spare key, right?
xXlolololXx 0
Haha YDI for leaving SPARE keys in your car. Hahah that's a good one tho :P
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Comments (30)
xXfrostXx 9
Like a good neighbor,State Farm is there!
RockNRollAndrew 18
Just go in the sewer
vb68_fml 28
Not very smart...hmmm
tylerbrynds 15
Call the teenage mutant ninja turtles I'm sure they would be happy to get them for you
Spentpoet 26
Ahhh the childhood of FML
smxiricky 23
well you must not have pockets if your keys fell in a sewer or your walking on the street? either way getting a locksmith isn't that bad but fdi in some way ..