Nobody wants to dance with me By Lewis - 24/01/2019 00:30 I really don't understand why... I agree, your life sucks 252 You deserved it 131 Share Tweet Share
Today, I discovered my boyfriend's spider-infested shed where I refused to set foot, where he is constantly fixing the mower, bikes, or his car, is actually just a sound recording of power tools he plays so I won’t go down and disturb him. He has a TV, an Xbox, and a fridge in there. FML I agree, your life sucks 319 You deserved it 546
Today, according to my husband of many years, he was actually planning to ghost me after our boring first date. It was only the fact that I shagged him senseless that night that kept him around long enough for us to actually get to know each other. Hooray for me being a "loose slut" back in 1998. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 139 You deserved it 561
Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 023 You deserved it 4 475
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 926 You deserved it 28 344
Today, several of my apartment complex neighbors walked right by me as I struggled to clean the inches thick, icy snow off of my SUV. I’m 4’11. Not one person offered to assist me, even after I slipped and fell several times. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 549 You deserved it 2 276
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 098 You deserved it 245
Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 571 You deserved it 3 117
Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 026 You deserved it 5 972
That's the best dance ever 😍
Fierce! rawrrr!