Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML
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Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML
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LanceGoodthrust 19
You should stop looking for "someone nice" at nightclubs
Trin_Tran 26
Just ignore that douchebag,OP . I'm sure you're very gorgeous :)
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Comments (86)
alitzia_e123 7
A night club isn't somewhere you go to find husband material
jennilis 0
I hit 'you deserve it' because you went out to a NIGHTCLUB to 'meet some one nice'. No one meets some one nice at a nightclub, which either makes you naive, or you aren't owning up to wanting a one-night stand. A one night stand is fine (no judgement here) just cop to it when you want one!!
Norja 33
Going to a nightclub to meet a nice guy is naive, yes, but she did not deserve to be spoken to in such a vile way so I completely disagree with your YDI.
jenjen2633 17
If you took ages putting on your makeup, is it possible you put too much on and it didn't suit you?
PegLegRacing 34
Dressing up sexy and going to the club to meet a "nice guy"... How could this possibly go wrong?
beybmoo 15
Sorry to hear that, OP. But I think if you want to meet someone nice, a nightclub may not be such a good choice...
Ohshitdude 21
Ouch. He's a douch bag who is probally used to valueless ****** throwing themselves at him. So don't take it to heart OP.
c0untblah 4
Am I the only one who finds it mildly humorous to call that guy a douche bag (which he is) in this scenario.
doumtabarnack 12
Looking nice in a bar helps but won't get you anywhere without the proper behavior. Self-confidence is key in a bar.
Axel5238 29
If you want to go for a drink and meet someone nice try a lounge or a pub. Lots of people go to clubs looking for a 1 night stand. Where you go will dictate what your possibilities are. If you are gonna go fishing know where you are gonna fish. Can't complain too much about bad fish in a shitty area.
_Schnitzel_ 4
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