Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML
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Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML
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LanceGoodthrust 19
You should stop looking for "someone nice" at nightclubs
Trin_Tran 26
Just ignore that douchebag,OP . I'm sure you're very gorgeous :)
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Comments (86)
DLT_fml 20
Someone missed "Negging 101."
Aliicat16 9
That damn Negger
NikkiRainbow63 31
I don't think that's the place you want to go to find a man for a stable relationship.
Geeve95 11
Meeting nice people at nightclubs? What a strange idea you had. F*** that D-bag that was totally mean and that's how Feminazis are formed by assholes. If you want to know where to meet nice people I'd suggest Starbucks or something like that.
devildog562 33
"God damned neggers!" "What did you say ?"
sorryheadphones 26
Barney Stinson's PlayBook: "Lightly insult the girl first. It will make her insecure, and thus easier to get into bed."
JaketheJew22 4
Couldn't agree more with the rest of the commenter's. That guy was obviously just a super big douche, you'll find a lot of those in the whole night club scene, but don't let it discourage you! Try going out to a pub or dive, the testosterone levels are typically quite a lot lower and henceforth the atmosphere is quite a bit more pleasant. That way you can meet someone more legit and if you still want to visit the whole night club scene I'm sure he'd be willing to hop over to one with you. Keep your head up! :)
ARetardedSeal 24
Should've gave him the backhand of the century
superspooky 13
Yeah you're not going to meet someone "nice" at a nightclub.
mylifebitches666 18
sorry op, but who cares what other people think/say.
Frenchtony 17
Nightclub and hoping to meet someone nice in the same sentence... interesting It was a bit touching though, I mean the whole trying to look nice part. Good luck OP time will bring you what you deserve.