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By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 15:06 - Mexico - Guadalupe

Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:43 - Canada - Qualicum Beach

Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML

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By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML

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By cakestar9 - 31/12/2014 19:39 - Ireland - Ennis

Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 17:16 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 15:34 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

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Whassup?

By Anonymous - 26/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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Hott

By uglyone - 13/01/2010 14:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML

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LanceGoodthrust 19

Thursday 23 October 2014 0:39

You should stop looking for "someone nice" at nightclubs

Trin_Tran 26

Thursday 23 October 2014 0:37

Just ignore that douchebag,OP . I'm sure you're very gorgeous :)

Comments

Razell 13

Thursday 23 October 2014 19:01

"going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice." See, this right here was your first mistake.

spacepants 11

Thursday 23 October 2014 19:54

He's a douche and all but perhaps a. nightclub isn't the place to go find someone "nice"

demonfacee 14

Thursday 23 October 2014 23:23

I'm sure you're at least much better looking than he is.

ea247 20

Friday 24 October 2014 1:03

your not gonna find anyone nice at a nightclub save all of that effort for someone worth it :)

Pyrithium 8

Friday 24 October 2014 3:41

Time to hit the gym

Alaskabond 4

Friday 24 October 2014 5:11

yet let me guess the nice guy you met earlier in the day your were an ass to??

Kittyphysics 21

Friday 24 October 2014 17:51

love yourself. to hell with everyone else. youre perfect just the way you are.

sexual_girl 15

Friday 24 October 2014 19:16

Nightclubs are not the place to find nice guys. They are full of creeps and jerks. Next time try somewhere you can have a conversation without having to yell. Good luck :)

pere 11

Friday 24 October 2014 19:45

The only thing you did wrong was go looking for "someone nice" at a nightclub. Best of luck with the next one! People can be jerks: keep your head up!