Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML
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LanceGoodthrust 19
You should stop looking for "someone nice" at nightclubs
Trin_Tran 26
Just ignore that douchebag,OP . I'm sure you're very gorgeous :)
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Comments (86)
Razell 13
"going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice." See, this right here was your first mistake.
spacepants 11
He's a douche and all but perhaps a. nightclub isn't the place to go find someone "nice"
demonfacee 14
I'm sure you're at least much better looking than he is.
ea247 20
your not gonna find anyone nice at a nightclub save all of that effort for someone worth it :)
Pyrithium 8
Time to hit the gym
Alaskabond 4
yet let me guess the nice guy you met earlier in the day your were an ass to??
Kittyphysics 21
love yourself. to hell with everyone else. youre perfect just the way you are.
sexual_girl 15
Nightclubs are not the place to find nice guys. They are full of creeps and jerks. Next time try somewhere you can have a conversation without having to yell. Good luck :)
pere 11
The only thing you did wrong was go looking for "someone nice" at a nightclub. Best of luck with the next one! People can be jerks: keep your head up!
TheeTryhxrd 3
thats your fault for looking for a nice guy at a club...