wilks311
Southampton, United States
Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML
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toelie 26
Scared shitless? Your pants beg to differ...
AwkwardPartyBear 24
(Sigh) Cue the shit puns
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ulissey_fml 22
A clown, hey? Of course...what else!
Myo_fml 20
Your father could hire himself out to constipated people for a killing.
poccocurantes 7
Sorry, I am just thinking about OPs dad being a contract killer for people so backed up they want to kill someone. Makers of white bread maybe?
onorexveritas 24
wow, that's shitty
skyeyez9 25
I would have freaked out too. Not because of the clown makeup, but because For a split second before I realized it was a prank.....I'd probably assume some psycho broke into my home and I was about to get raped and murdered by a killer clown.
buckdharma 38
Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground... You in mid-air...
raesos91 26
did he pull out handkerchiefs put of your ass?
bluehero 17
I wonder how long he waited there for
buckdharma 38
Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, you in mid-air
outoftown 27
Payback: Just start calling your dad "Mr. Gacy." In public, too, if he keeps pulling this stunt.
wilks311 10
I did this and he had a play horn an honked it at me. Bastard is prepared.
FalconSam1414 19
Did he have Prince Albert in a can? :)