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wilks311 Southampton, United States

Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML

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It all started at my five year old birthday party...where I met Bobo the clown...he scared me.

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Scared shitless? Your pants beg to differ...

(Sigh) Cue the shit puns

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Now that shit is funny

Best Dad ever!

Quadroblitz 10

Was it a chestburster?

You maye want to avoid watching Stephen King's "It" then

But he was just clowning around!!.... .....okay I'll leave now

Was it poop? I bet it was poop.