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wilks311 Southampton, United States

Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML

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wilks311 10

It all started at my five year old birthday party...where I met Bobo the clown...he scared me.

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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toelie 26

Scared shitless? Your pants beg to differ...

AwkwardPartyBear 24

(Sigh) Cue the shit puns

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world_on_fire 4

clowns are the worst. :(

sesor 7

That would be so scary, if That happened to me they'd be lucky not to get hit with something hard.

AkatsukiJonny 10

Atleast you didn't triple yourself...

U_GotitDude 18

So technically you weren't scared shitless. FYL Op

Satoaoi 13

oh damn

harp 9

Clowns are the best. But then again I'm a bit biased......honka, honka.

sonofkarma 5

Now Thats some "funny Shit!"

amiech 2

Haha I'm so doing this to my boyfriend!

KatjaM 15

I feel truly bad for you OP, I would have lost it; I'm petrified if clowns. If our dad knew you're scared of clowns and still did that, he's an ass.

False_Stupidity 42

I'm sure he was just clowning around and just happened to be in your closet, maybe he just got back from entertaining in Narnia?