Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
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Top comments
YacL 15
Have you tried prescribing him a heavy dose of man-the-**** up?
iAmScrubs 19
OP- "honey, there are women's undergarments that I don't recognize in your car. Care to explain?" OP's boyfriend- "I love you, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU"
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Comments (224)
bzett 0
Oh the joys of a relationship!
TrollHouseCookie 0
YDI for being in a relationship.
rachaelmarie123 0
obviously this is your fault because you let him get away with that before or he wouldn't do that
shaniecerb 0
new boyfriend?problems already?smh
lauderdale80_fml 0
yo he gota GO !!!
luvyabunches 1
hey who says it doesn't work?
MissBrainDamage 0
this whole comment thread cracked me up
sylviastarz 0
me too , me too . it's sad . FML
sarahbella101 7
and if you're complianing about it then you don't love him back.
slushyslime 7
as I pictured it !! It Actually made me LOL