Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML
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Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML
Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML
Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my pregnant wife has been crying for hours after she found out that I’d slept with the woman who does her ultrasounds. That woman happened to have been my prom date nearly 20 years ago and I had no idea she moved back in town, let alone worked for our doctor. FML
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Top comments
Mightytall 35
Jealousy is a bitch ...
paigexox0 37
Well when you start to show, she's gonna look prettyyy stupid
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Comments (118)
TheKingKen 22
That sucks. You think you know a person, but then they show their true colour. All those times, effort and energy just went to waste. I'm so sorry OP
rileyrae 11
What a bitch
rileyrae 11
I just realized #9 said the same exact thing as me. Maybe I should read the other comments before I comment or maybe get a little more creative.
aimzskee 30
Don't worry op. It will be obvious she's a liar once you start to show.
Vanshikap 24
Time to find a new best friend? Also, everyone will know her for the liar she is once u start to show...
blackonblight 33
Not necessarily, there's the whole "hysterical pregnancy" thing, and if the so called friend has convinced everyone she's attention seeking, who knows what lengths a person would go to 'prove' themself. Basically, OP better hope her coworkers trust her not to be a psychotic manipulator.
False_Stupidity 42
No need for the OP to wait until showing, she just has to bring in one of her ultrasound pictures and show everyone at work.
littlekellilee 45
Crazy people can definitely pull images of ultrasounds from Google.
Lil_Red777 21
My ultrasound pics always have my name on them. So maybe OP's will have her name too.
DArthurVaderian 18
Uhm why not wait and bring in the wee babie?
TunaFireStarter 16
I knew a girl who photoshopped an ultrasound picture and brought it into school to show everyone (and her boyfriend) her "twins." She was trying to trap him but apparently couldn't get pregnant in time to make the lie real. So it's possible to fake it, for a while at least.
Queen_of_Night 20
And it's probably not the first time she's gone behind your back. It's a slippery slope from there OP. Trust me.
millertime911 15
They say to keep ur friends close and ur enemies closer. She doesn't sound like a very good friend. I would definitely have a nice chat with that one!
91hayek 31
OP congratulations on your baby! Sometimes other women are mean about it though because of some trauma they had or the fact they can't have a baby. Especially if the one expecting is a friend or family who is rightfully happy and always talking about it to them.
acerredrum 23
I can't have children and can't even imagine doing something like this to anyone, much less my best friend.
JazNim17 18
It is highly unlikely (though not impossible) that I'll ever be able to conceive, as well. Doesn't mean I'm bitter. I actually am the person who looks after everyone else's kids when they need a break. Why be jealous?
cryssycakesx3 23
some women are just like that.
FatherofTime87 18
I hope you meant ex best friend
worldclassrager 41
Congrats OP...but soon enough it will be known as not being fake
novapine 19
When you have the baby, she will look like a psycho. And next time you go to a sonogram, film her there.