Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML
Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML
Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my pregnant wife has been crying for hours after she found out that I’d slept with the woman who does her ultrasounds. That woman happened to have been my prom date nearly 20 years ago and I had no idea she moved back in town, let alone worked for our doctor. FML
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Top comments
Mightytall 35
Jealousy is a bitch ...
paigexox0 37
Well when you start to show, she's gonna look prettyyy stupid
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Comments (118)
enu_vastanii__ 9
And she calls herself your best friend, hah.
UmmOkThen 31
Time to invest in a new bestfriend. Maybe, this time, in one that comes with a loyalty garuntee.
GentlemanBastard 15
I can take a dump in a box and mark it "guaranteed" if you want. I have spare time.
LilHottieInLove 25
This is an exciting time in your life, don't let her ruin it! surround yourself with people who are supportive :) she will get what's coming to her
daisyflame 8
Not much of a best friend....
dark_angel4121 12
Wow, what a jealous bitch. Don't invite her to any events anymore. She doesn't deserve to be part of your or your child's life.
Omniprism 15
Whoa no longer a best friend. Good luck on your pregnancy. Maybe confront your friend first before anything drastic.
I3PR4SON 13
If she's saying it at, get the bosses involved. Hell mend her when she gets done for slander. Work places aren't allowed to discriminate against or be seen to discriminate against pregnant women in any way, so they will hopefully take action. If this sounds harsh to anyone remember the friend, at best is hinting the OP is a drama queen and at worst defrauding the company in regards to maternity leave, pay, time off for pre natal appointments
skyeyez9 25
And when the baby is crowning, what will she say then??
mkayden 23
Soon enough people will realize that she's a jealous, lying bitch.
rukalove22 6
Obviously not really a best friend