Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML
Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML
Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my pregnant wife has been crying for hours after she found out that I’d slept with the woman who does her ultrasounds. That woman happened to have been my prom date nearly 20 years ago and I had no idea she moved back in town, let alone worked for our doctor. FML
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Top comments
Mightytall 35
Jealousy is a bitch ...
paigexox0 37
Well when you start to show, she's gonna look prettyyy stupid
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Comments (118)
slimblack 26
Don't worry, I don't think anyone will believe her because you'll probably get pretty big soon. When the baby comes out nobody will believe her.
Saraishi 25
Sounds like she's an attention you-know-what.
Sanosukeskitten 22
Sounds like she's the one whose begging for attention. Don't worry about it! Soon (if you're not already) you will be showing that adorable baby bump and holding your newborn in your arms. Congrats! :3
ZannityZan 13
I hope she's your ex-best friend now that you know what she's been saying about you!
VanOBrien 14
First things first - dump the garbage and find someone who will really be your friend. You do NOT need this kind of stress in your life right now. Second - Congratulations on your upcoming bundle of joy! They will leave you exhausted 24/7, making you wonder if you can actually do it. But the very first time your baby holds your finger in their tiny little hands; you'll know it's all worth it. Good luck & God bless.
miggymikyy 13
Not your best friend now.
jonesmik177 4
They wouldn't be my best friend anymore if someone did that to me. I think you should "dump" her as a friend. She will just be negative to you and your child. I hope your pregnancy goes smoothly and you have a beautiful child
skittyskatbrat 19
Congrats on the baby :) Make sure the other workers know that she went to the ultrasounds with you, and I'd say end the friendship with her immediately. At work, refer to your baby bump as "Ellen's Imaginary Baby" or whatever that b*tches name is. Don't let people forget what a lying manipulative ass that woman was, but do it in an amused and funny fashion. "Ellen, I'm off to my imaginary ultrasound tomorrow. I take it you don't want to pretend to go with me again?" She'll then look very stupid in a few months and the coworkers will be aware that she's a dishonest drama queen out to make problems and will be less likely to be suckered by her in the future. Oh, and if she asks why she's not invited to the baby shower, look surprised and ask if the imaginary invitation didn't arrive?
luckyangel 8
She a bitch and she doesn't deserve to have a friend like u wait idk u…
jonnypoopsies 3
Wonder what she'll say once the kiddo is born