Today, I discovered that catching fewer mice in the traps I'd put out doesn't mean my pest problem is getting resolved. It means that rats have moved in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
Today, I went to empty a mousetrap, only to discover that SOMETHING had eaten the dead mouse's brain and eyeballs. I reset the trap, only to find a half-dead mouse struggling to get out an hour later. My office is like its own tiny little horror movie. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time that my cats hadn't been going on it. It was a rat. FML
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Top comments
iLike2Teabag 27
Well you better make them chip in for rent.
llamarrama01 21
They can cook for you.
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Comments (56)
A07 48
Evolution in progress, somebody call Darwin.
quickit 24
Fix it Jesus
devildog562 33
It's going to be hard to get rid of them... It's like roaches , for everyone you see , there is 10 behind the wall. Good luck op, d start looking for a professional.
imslappy 8
with them moving in see if you can get a tax break on your taxes....
quickit 24
Maybe get one or two young healthy cats that should make a big difference. It did for my house but we had mice not rats. (They're all gone.)
Enslaved 38
"The secret of NIMH" lives on....
ckibb97 22
Time to get a cat
jelrid 30
Just not Garfield
NNCR12 5
Should have called an exterminator from the beginning!
Awesome_Ninjaz 12
I have pet rats, don't fear them.
IneededAName99 5
#19, there is an immense difference between pet rats, and the disease ridden, wild flea bags.
Zomg_Okay 27
I have a friendly pet dog, therefore wild rabid dogs are not dangerous.
quickit 24
I still fear rats dude.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#19 I have pet rats too and I don't even like wild rats! Sure they're cute, but I don't want them in my house. Pet rats though I could cuddle all day. Go give your rats a kiss for me. :)
Awesome_Ninjaz 12
Rats are cool Mmmk!