Today, I discovered that catching fewer mice in the traps I'd put out doesn't mean my pest problem is getting resolved. It means that rats have moved in. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
Today, I went to empty a mousetrap, only to discover that SOMETHING had eaten the dead mouse's brain and eyeballs. I reset the trap, only to find a half-dead mouse struggling to get out an hour later. My office is like its own tiny little horror movie. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time that my cats hadn't been going on it. It was a rat. FML
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Top comments
iLike2Teabag 27
Well you better make them chip in for rent.
llamarrama01 21
They can cook for you.
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Comments (56)
StarkWolf_fml 23
buy a cat?
ladyg228 15
Call a professional stat
thegirlwhosays 22
I feel your pain
worldclassrager 41
Exterminator?
False_Stupidity 42
When they moved in, did they arrive in a tiny limo with little suitcases and mice for porters? Or are they not so well off rats and that's why they are moving in?
cakefete2 31
They had a minivan with a.mattress tied to the top.
RareAngel 3
Ayee...I had a similar problem, except mine was there was literally a small village of them living in our rosemary bushes (which were ALL over the perimeter of the outside of the house, anyhow we called a professional thinking he had gotten them all, turns out they moved to our garage and started a large nesting area After like a year we finally got rid of them, however, the next pest that decided to visit us wer... roaches...?
creativityisnt 19
Time for rat traps?
aliciavanham 13
You could have seen that coming. Hire someone professional to help you with your mice problem
vikky538 29
rent a rat program...it works...
demonfacee 14
Easy solutuon, get a cat.