Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML
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Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I bought a fancy reusable water bottle because I wanted to be properly hydrated. On the first day, I filled it, put it in my backpack, and went to work. Six hours later, I discovered the lid wasn't fully closed. My laptop survived, but every document in my bag smelled like cucumber. FML
Today, I packed my lunch meticulously: salad, sandwich, fruit. Then I put the entire thing in my backpack, on top of what turned out to be a leaky water bottle. By lunch, I was faced with eating a soggy mess of lettuce soup and bread mush. It was not great. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I washed my backpack. Unfortunately, I forgot to empty that ONE little pocket inside, so I also washed 5 bucks, a mirror, some tissues and a notepad. Now my backpack is full of mirror shards and thousands of tiny pieces of paper-fuzz. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML
Today, I noticed that my ceiling was sagging slightly. I got up on to a chair to look at it more closely, and I touched it. Turns out that my ceiling was full of water. It went everywhere, ruining my new iPod, phone, and all the things my daughter bought for university. FML
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applesmoothiee 2
that happened also to me, with a banana :( my mum wanted me to be healthy so she snuck a banana into my bag without telling me, and of course, my books squished it so everything was sticky and brown :/ and smelly...
ktbird 0
The same exact thing has happened to me. FYL... sucks so bad.
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Comments (83)
kally2010 0
try having it happen 3 times in 1 day on 3 diff. projects each worth 50% of your end of year grade then being told you may have to repeat because of this. then you can complain !!! fyl ? no I can guarantee there's always some1 worse off !!!
blacklily0103 0
well... if it took you 3 times in 1 day to learn your lesson then no offense but you kinda deserved it.
kally2010 0
your totally right I'm an idiot
kazumaslayer666 3
honestly I blame the crappy plastic bottles they have nowadays. not all but some have been redesigned to have less plastic. that's cool and all trying to help the planet but anyone who drinks arrowhead should know what kind of flimsy crap they are now. I can break one and spill it just by using my normal grip. if it was in your bag and ruptered fyl , if you left it not all the way screwed on ydi sorry.
letsgobucks 0
wow. who woulda figured that would happen?
bobislaughin 0
that is why I keep my stuff in plastic bags it is water proof and it won't destroy your stuff the same thing happens to me but I had big freezer bags over top of them so nothin got wet :)
katplayer 4
This happened to me yesterday, except with soda. There was literally a pool of soda inside my bookbag. I'm just lucky I didn't decide to store my phone or iPod in that pocket that day. Otherwise I'd have been minus one of those in addition to my wallet.
merryline_fml 0
omg I hate it when that happens
Mx_Rider 6
this happened to me but with a kiwi flavored capri sun :( i know how you feel.
thatfeelsright 0
retard =]
Philosophic 0
Wow.. you know YDI when the cookie monster says it himself...
xoluvinshayxo 0
OMG!!! Water proof paper could come in handy right about now! Water+Paper= Big Oh No! *someone write that down*...
imdeborah 0
#4 is probably one of those people that like bitching at you. >.<