Anonymous
United States
Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
queenbee12345678
United States
Brainrot
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
dine and DASH our friendship
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
embarrassed
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
What were you thinking?
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
Anonymous
Desoto, United States
First step
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Anonymous
Elmwood Park, United States
Today, I was at a diner with friends when we decided to put our phones in the middle of the table on the basis that whoever looks at theirs first has to pay. It was going well, until someone rushed up behind me, slammed my face into the table and ran out with our 4 phones. FML
ashleyevans
United States
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Karma
Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Oxnar60
Harwich, United States
Trickster
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
WaitedOut
Saukville, United States
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
callerid
United States
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Top comments
idkweird 0
YDI. Dining and dashing is dumb!
MacOSXpert 7
You got OWNED!
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Freeze_fml 17
You sound like the OP's friend. You're both stupid and from Virginia. Stupid people like you tend to believe the whole world is as stupid as you. The majority of the comments aren't from inconsiderate dicks who feast on a big meal and walk out. I didn't even know what dine and dashing was until I read this FML. Please don't breed.
jloveee 0
Did you expect sympathy or something ?
Dayl3 0
Of course he Ansewed it, WHat if you was calling to find out where it is?
cmac86 24
you, sir or madam, are scum. dine and dash is something you do in college at free lunches just so you dont have to listen to whatever is going on. but the poin is they are free. as a former restaurant employee, i hope you get a severe fine.
fmh123 0
and Karma kicks you right in the ass
Emill_fml 0
ancient FAIL. YDI. such a tard you are op.
Flutist 3
Why go to dinner if you don't have the money. I am sure many people have done stupid things, but this is stealing and legally/morally/personally wrong. If you think it is fine to 1) rob the restaurant 2) make the waitress pay out of her own pocket 3) show no remorse even when speaking to the one you robbed, then you will most likely get into a lot of trouble. What if you wanted to return to that restaurant and they recognized you? What if you were arrested and now you have a record? Even if I had no morals, I would be smart enough to weigh the pros and cons of something as stupid as dine and dashing. Not that I would. Still an asshole thing to do.
GreenAlbatross 3
My god you're an idiot. I hope they were prank-calling the goddamn Kremlin and gave your phone back sans-phone book. In the future just act like an effing decent human being....okay? (And I said "act like" not "be" because I don't think you're capable of being decent.)
Lia_Mackenzie 4
TAREPANDA!!!
Flutist 3
Wow Op you have to be the coolest person in the world. You are classy. Take me on a date, make me fall in love with you then leave me in an alley while you hock my grandma's wedding ring to pay the big beefy man who's establishment you just tried to leave. Oh I love your asshole-ness so muuuuch. Be mine. Where did he go? Op? Damn it. Bill.
Mortgaged 0
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