Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
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Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
What were you thinking?
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
First step
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I was at a diner with friends when we decided to put our phones in the middle of the table on the basis that whoever looks at theirs first has to pay. It was going well, until someone rushed up behind me, slammed my face into the table and ran out with our 4 phones. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Trickster
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
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idkweird 0
YDI. Dining and dashing is dumb!
MacOSXpert 7
You got OWNED!
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Comments (284)
Shinygirlnz 1
This is a life that is self-f****d.
pwincessa23 1
well think of it as paying for ur meal with ur phone.... now ur both happy. lol ur stupid for doing those things...
logieebearr 0
I never knew people still did that wow ya ydi for not paying if I was the manager I'd run your phone bill up:O
itsmehoeee 0
ouchh, suuucks for you dude. but you shouldn't have done that in the first place. sorry though. ):
silvertongue 0
You are a dumbass. YDI
_Paul_88 0
this is the point that you look at your life and realize YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
joshemane 0
haha yeah YDI. it's shitty enough to steal in the first place, but do you realize how hard those people work? like they practically suck your dick for a couple of pennies, and it's like, you don't even have the courtesy to pay them. if you aren't going to pay, you shouldn't be going out. i hoped the manager jacked up your phone bill. i also hope he banned you from the restaurant. and lastly, i hope your cat died while you were picking up your phone.
fiicere 5
You're an imbecile. 3 reasons: 1) You left your phone at a place you just tried to rob. 2) You think getting charged with theft or a misdemeanor is worth the measly amount you'd gain from dining and dashing. Or that dining and dashing is acceptable in any case. 3) The internet would have any sympathy for you. We don't. If there's any luck in the universe, you will get hit by a car and killed. It would not only save honest workers from a-holes like you, it would have the added benefit of sparing any possible descendants their inheritance of the stupid gene.
SarahN_fml 0
Really? No, seriously? You actually wrote an F *MY* life because YOU robbed a restaurant? Go back to school, you insolant asshole, and learn something useful to the world. Do you realize that your server, who worked his/her ASS off to get YOU your food, YOUR drinks, and everything else your useless heart desired very well had to PAY for your meal out of their check? Do you realize that whoever you screwed over is actually a hardworking individual, probably with a family to take care of, and is a million times better of a human being than you could EVER hope to be? Go die in a train wreck. I don't say that lightly . . I hope the train drags your useless behind for 100 miles, while you are still alive, in pain, and conscious, before it finally rips you in half.
Carbonchild 0
You take the earnings of some honest low income worker and you are whining about leaving your phone? You should be dragged back to the restaurant, force fed the left over food from the dumpster out back and then handed to a bunch of hefty waiters with bullwhips before being impaled on a stick at the city limits. That is all.
eMo_gurll200 0
This post is my favorite. xD