Anonymous
United States
Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
queenbee12345678
United States
Brainrot
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
dine and DASH our friendship
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
embarrassed
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
What were you thinking?
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
Anonymous
Desoto, United States
First step
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Anonymous
Elmwood Park, United States
Today, I was at a diner with friends when we decided to put our phones in the middle of the table on the basis that whoever looks at theirs first has to pay. It was going well, until someone rushed up behind me, slammed my face into the table and ran out with our 4 phones. FML
ashleyevans
United States
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Karma
Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Oxnar60
Harwich, United States
Trickster
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
WaitedOut
Saukville, United States
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
callerid
United States
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
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idkweird 0
YDI. Dining and dashing is dumb!
MacOSXpert 7
You got OWNED!
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FJT 0
you completely deserve it, alot of the time the waitress/waiter has to foote the bill when people ditch the bill. i hope you feel like a complete fool
LilaBear 2
did you actually expect sympathy?
lmaoatyourlife 0
I don't see the FML here, you went out for dinner and you paid for it using your phone. You completely 100% deserve it, hope you had a good phone, but doubt it seeing as you're too cheap to even pay for a dinner.
bugmenotmofo 34
I agree with others. I am from a developing country and recently moved here. I will never ever dine and dash. If I don't have the money for a nice place to eat, I just go to a restaurant. I didn't even know people did that! I don't know not ONE single person who has ever done that or admitted to having done that. I do, however, know someone who doesn't order anything and eats the leftovers of their other friends. Seriously, I have very little money ( i am a student with a minimum wage part time job) and I will NEVER ever think of doing something like that. WTF is wrong with people who think this is okay? Ugh. So disgusting.
xbbyfcex 0
dumbshit(: bahahahaha
bugmenotmofo 34
I meant if I don't have the money for a nice meal in a restuarant I just go to McDonalds or suck it up and go to the caf (free food for students! I am in college).
youthink_fml 0
There's nothing much lower than a thief. YDI dirtbag.
XScarlet 4
What a douchebag you are! I hope they filed charges against you.
caitie_super 0
let's just hope that this gem of a "man" is single...i totally love cheap ass douche bags!
PhillyFox 0
If there's any justice in this world, the restaurant was able to pawn your phone off to make up for the money that you essentially stole from one of the workers, plus a very nice tip. YDI.