Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, I used the upstairs bathroom rather than the downstairs one, which was in close earshot of my parents. When I came out, my mom angrily asked why I used that bathroom. I explained to her that I have shy bladder, and she said, "That’s not a real thing. I can go even with someone watching." FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML
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Top comments
nightowl713 25
Well, while it may not be ideal, your a guy do you could always pee outside right?
steff900 6
That sucks, if only you had another bathroom
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Comments (134)
mumgee 3
take a piss on his side of the bed
mazio09210517 5
has no one else noticed ops name? obtuse ballsack? lmao. ftw
sarah56195 0
Lmfao.
Aspen_Grace33 27
I bet the reason you couldn't beat him to it was from the shock of seeing more of him than usual.
jwbfml 11
Either go outside or use a sink. It's really not that complicated.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Sorry, some people are actually raised with manners and common courtesy, and are actually disciplined.
DaMan25 4
Solution...pee out the window
sarah56195 0
Your dad is so funny. Lololol.
br0ccoli 15
I doubt you REALLY had to pee because I Sonic the hedgehog my way right into the bathroom, with not a split second wasted for someone to get inside. If that was the case, I would threaten to urinate on every human being with a pulse within a 20 foot radius.
kimmi41509 10
...what
leogirl95 12
I would just back slowly away from the door
Alex1014 0
Pee outside behind a tree, that's how I do it..