Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, I used the upstairs bathroom rather than the downstairs one, which was in close earshot of my parents. When I came out, my mom angrily asked why I used that bathroom. I explained to her that I have shy bladder, and she said, "That’s not a real thing. I can go even with someone watching." FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML
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Top comments
nightowl713 25
Well, while it may not be ideal, your a guy do you could always pee outside right?
steff900 6
That sucks, if only you had another bathroom
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Comments (134)
soccergurrll 8
Scarred for life. :/
burro_fml 6
The awkward moment when you're in a bathroom with multiple stalls and you're the only one peeing.
Minna_fml 14
I am failing to see how this is awkward, or relevant.
unknown_user5566 27
Revenge, my friend. Get revenge. If possible, wait until you know your dad needs the bathroom (getting ready for work, etc) turn the light on, and lock it from the inside. Wait until you hear him getting pissed at having to wait, and then walk by him in a nonchalant manner asking what's wrong. You may get into trouble, but I think it'd be worth it :)
ICastillo 25
Or wait until he is in the shower and wipe butter on the floor right outside the shower. He'll have a nice trip, but you will probably get grounded
unknown_user5566 27
33- That would work too! Plus you have the potential of blaming the slippery area on water that came out of the shower, so grounding may be avoidable.
unknown_user5566 27
50- Oh, absolutely. Diabolical, sneaky, manipulative, you name it, I *am* it. That's the perk of being a girl; my stats are naturally boosted in those areas. :)
ICastillo 25
Haha #58 ya just blame it on the water. And ya I'm not getting on your bad side.
unknown_user5566 27
104- In all seriousness, I'm a vey nice, normal person. No reason to be concerned. *shifty eyes* ;)
ICastillo 25
* makes Poker Face* I believe you #109 -_- . You do seem like a cool person
unknown_user5566 27
Why thank you, good sir!
bunniex1 11
Or just push him down the stairs and run.
cyborgmexican 6
Don't you have more than 2 bathrooms
unknown_user5566 27
Obviously not.
ImaginaryFoe 1
My very dear sir, but of course! Does not everyone? What are we - base animals forced to root around in a communal mudhole? No, no, no. Obviously OP prefers to wait in order to intensify the pleasure of the bladder release.
unknown_user5566 27
^ I read this in the voice of Buzz Killington. :)
ArabFML 3
Go use the toilet anyways.
brannonjames 6
You deserved it, man. You're a dude, the WORLD is your bathroom!
Minna_fml 14
Remind me not to go to your world.
HannahChex 6
Ugh, gross.
youjustmademelol 4
Go outside, or in the plant, or in a bottle, your a dude the possibilities are endless.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Youre a guy, you can aim!!! Pee in a cup
F0xyTurtle 8
Lol, trolldad.
PrimalHunk 5
! Exactly what I was thinking! Trololololed by father ! Hahaha
KiddNYC1O 22
Pee on the floor right in front of the bathroom door and when your dad comes out and slips and falls ask him "Going somewhere, dad?"