Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I went to the movies and accidentally walked into the wrong theater. I sat through an entire horror film, thinking it was supposed to be a rom-com. I kept waiting for the romantic twist. It never came. Satanic haunted dolls or whatever they were did, though. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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sweetdreams999 0
lol. which movie would that be? a zombie apocalypse or Bambi?
emmanizzer 6
watch twilight! i like to laugh at the horrible acting and cheesy heavy breathing forest scenes. always makes me feel better about my life :)
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Lisa89 3
then you can be greatful your not dead right?? I dunno.. anyway, sorry you're feeling down... why not just pick a movie you have seen before and reminds you of your childhood? Some old school disney? :) then you'll be sure it will make you happy.
rebbee 0
Well, if i picked a movie that reminded me of my childhood it would have to be 'the heart is beautiful above all things' which involves sadism, sexual abuse, drug abuse, a meth lab explosion and freaky deeky Mom. jks, I had a good childhood but if mine involed the above listed crap, i wouldn't wanna be reminded of it. :-)
Lisa89 3
Well sorry about that. Of course I didn't mean OP had to... I was trying to give them ideas for picking a happy movie. They could have been one of those people who had a movie they loved when they were children... obv not everyone has one :P
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
139: I looooved Labyrinth as a kid. Tried to watch it recently, and it freaked me out too much to finish it. O.o
Trollz4daLULZ 2
You were just overwhelmed by the power of David Bowie's crotch. :(
qtips402 7
next time watch requiem for a dream , at least they arent dying at the end :p
rebbee 0
Fkn LLLLLOOOVVVEEEDDDD that movie!!!
Lisa89 3
LOVVE THAT MOVEI TOOOO!!! MY AP FAVE"!!!!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I felt physically sick after watching that. It was incredibly well-done, but so difficult to watch. Like a real-life monster movie.
qtips402 7
i agree, great movie :]
hellokittyrainbo 0
at least it wasn't real...?
stilettogoddess 0
Read a book instead... Or, I don't know, go see some friends and family? Bake some cookies from scratch and dunk them in milk, but don't sit and wallow over a dumb, made-up movie!
RatTatTat 0
Well, at least those movies taught you that life is precious and you have to spend every minute with the people you love :)
SuperFlyDinosaur 0
hahaha
squishy_pillow 0
YDI for picking a sad movie. Get something that's OBVIOUSLY a comedy next time. Duh.
pinkdancemusic 0
was it the final destination?
J1bbl3 3
resivour dogs?
cjulian 2
it's a sign that you have to die too.